30 Days of Truth - PG style.

Flogged this from someone else's blog who in turn flogged it from someone else's blog. Figured I'd give it a go, PG style, before I hit the hay. But, as always I'm way ahead of the curve and need not 30 days to complete this. Try 30 minutes! Here we go!

Day 01 → Something you hate about yourself.
Sometimes I hate that I'm so awesome.
Day 02 → Something you love about yourself.
Everything!
Day 03 → Something you have to forgive yourself for.
Taking six years for a three year degree and coming out with only one major, that has no jobs. Grrrrr! That and not buying gold when it was $600 an ounce and I thought, "Gee, gold's cheap." Grrrr!
Day 04 → Something you have to forgive someone for.
Dad, for eating my Ferrero Rocher. Well it's been about fifteen years. Dad, I forgive you.
Day 05 → Something you hope to do in your life.
Keep a job for more than five seconds. Hmmmm.
Day 06 → Something you hope you never have to do.
Give an elephant an enema. Surely can't end well.
Day 07 → Someone who has made your life worth living for.
James Squire, for being the first to grow hops on Australian soil. Cheers!
Day 08 → Someone who made your life hell, or treated you like shit.
Victoria fucking police and their fucking speed guns right next to 100K signs. C**Ts!
Day 09 → Someone you didn’t want to let go, but just drifted.
That beer I left on the banks of the Brisbane river that got swamped by the wake of a ferry on NYE. Poor thing just drifted out to sea narry to be seen again.
Day 10 → Someone you need to let go, or wish you didn’t know.
I dunno, when PG wants to let someone go, then go they are let! Oh the husband of the best friend of my girl friend. He IS a prick! Hope he falls off his motorcyle and gets hit by a tram maw ha ha ha! (Ok little harsh but there you go.)
Day 11 → Something people seem to compliment you the most on.
Youthful looks. May they last inshallah!
Day 12 → Something you never get compliments on.
Singing ability. Good reason for that though.....
Day 13 → A band or artist that has gotten you through some tough ass days. (write a letter.)
Well I'd like to say Metallica but they're not really a de-stress band! Motor Ace. Oh write a letter? Alright. Today's Day 13 has been brought to you by the Letter 'M'. Ha! There's a letter for ya!
Day 14 → A hero that has let you down. (letter)
Bomber Thompson you traitorous fuck! Still also delivered two premierships so still more love than hate but if I'm watching a match involving Essendon, and you walk on the ground, prepare to be BOOOOOED! Ha ha ha! Oh another letter? What about X? Prick of a letter in scrabble but put two more together and you get XXX which is FUN! Add another and you unfortunately get XXXX which is shit!
Day 15 → Something or someone you couldn’t live without, because you’ve tried living without it.
Oxygen. Tried plenty of times to hold my breath but no go, just can't live without it. And, of course, BOOOOOOZZZEEEE!
Day 16 → Someone or something you definitely could live without.
Pancreatic cancer.
Day 17 → A book you’ve read that changed your views on something.
'The Road to Copenhagen'. He he he he.
Day 18 → Your views on gay marriage.
No thanks, I'm straight. Oh you mean OTHER people who ARE gay getting married? Fine, go for it. The only objections are based on religious arguments, which is no argument at all.
Day 19 → What do you think of religion? Or what do you think of politics?
The first stage towards world peace and true enlightenment of man is the abolishment of all fucking religion! Gah! As for politics, give me Chinese Imperialism....er....'Communism' as they call it now, any day! Try seeing a fucking Greenie get by in China maw ha ha ha ha.
Day 20 → Your views on drugs and alcohol.
Legalise and tax the first and remove the tax on the other. Booyah!
Day 21 → (scenario) Your best friend is in a car accident and you two got into a fight an hour before. What do you do?
Mostly, wonder what Banjo was doing driving a car. Ha ha ha ha.
Day 22 → Something you wish you hadn’t done in your life.
Just the one thing? Hell maybe this fella deserves a post all of its own. But since I said I could knock this off in 30 minutes I'll narrow it down to MOVE TO QUEENSLAND JUST BEFORE X-MAS/NEW-YEAR slow down and in time to catch RECORD RAINFALL FOR MONTHS OF DECEMBER (and probably) JANUARY! Grrrr.
Day 23 → Something you wish you had done in your life.
Enrol in UNE straight out of High School.
Day 24 → Make a playlist to someone, and explain why you chose all the songs. (Just post the titles and artists and letter)
Hmmm alright. Its a playlist for ME. Just one track. Powderfinger's 'These Days' as its fair to say they turned out nothing like I planned. At least in the song the theme is running out of time but I've still got time yet. Oh another letter? 'P' for PG and Powderfinger.
Day 25 → The reason you believe you’re still alive today.
Dumb fucking luck. IF anyone thinks otherwise with respect to this they're kidding themselves. Oh and the fact I'm a god. A Poool God! Yah!
Day 26 → Have you ever thought about giving up on life? If so, when and why?
Yes. If I'm ever in some accident where it looks like I'll come out a retard, SHOOT ME!
Day 27 → What’s the best thing going for you right now?
That I'm not underwater and atop a high hill.
Day 28 → What if you were pregnant or got someone pregnant, what would you do?
Ha ha ha ah ha! A mini PG to inflict upon the world! Champagne time! (Hell not like I gotta carry it for 9 months and deliver it maw ha ha ha!)
Day 29 → Something you hope to change about yourself. And why.
It'd be nice to be a squidgh more even-tempered. Or if I do lose my temper, for it to eventuate in a witty, poignant Dr. Cox like rant as opposed to something less elequoent like, "You know why no-one likes playing against you lot? Cause you're all a bunch of C999ts!" Ha ha ha still it DID have to be said.... Oh as for the temper thing well there HAS been an occasion or two where flying off the handle has gotten me into deep water. Like Toowoomba deep. (Yeah I know it's hot water but going with the flood motif here.)
Day 30 → A letter to yourself, tell yourself EVERYTHING you love about yourself
Dear PG,

Thank you. For being, well, you. Much love, and forever yours,
PG.

Well there you go and with a minute to spare! Hazaah!

PG Out.