Ahhhhhhhhhhh

After the hardwork of f/t work and study and Armidale trips and exams it's nice to be done and dusted with the degree. Of course no rest for the wicked, Research Assistant positions are cropping up like mushrooms after an autumn rain, or grasshoppers after a summer's drought. And thus its tappity tap tap on the ol lappy to rejig and refine the CV. Three applications off already, closing 5th, 5th and 8th of Dec with some more closing 10 Dec so looks like I'll be back in ol Melbourne town by christmas, touch wood.

IN the meantime it's dad's beer, the dartboard, banjo and Mum's cooking.....lovely! Pity there's no research positions in Mt Gambier! Anyway you've heard of the summer of George? Well this is the summer of PG! Enjoy it, I know I will!

PG Out.

PGs Premiers!

Indomitable was the term to describe the PG's performance on D-day at the 'D in wintry conditions more befitting the middle of season rather then the one day in November. Physiology threw everything it had at the PGs but the highly disciplined and well-prepared unit that is the PGs failed to flinch. Captiain-coach JK said he was proud of all his players' application through the whole year and especially their performance come finals time: "Overall, all played well today and not one player cannot hold their head high tonight."

That's all for the season folks! And that's all for my degree! Yeah baby!

PG Out

PGs Romp into Grand Final

The PGs sent an ominous note to awaiting opponents Physiology this sunny November afternoon, humiliating a Statistics outfit that was just outgunned, outhustled and outclassed across the board.

Coach JK said an easy entrance into the GF is always welcome but the side was not about to let up intensity in preparation for the one week in November that can justify a semester's work, or blow it all away in a 2-hour window. "Unlike Geelong," says JK, "We'll be taking no passengers into the game. And no prisoners in the game."

PG Out.

PGs Cruise Through Qualifying Final

In beautiful November conditions, the PGs swept past Linear Algebra in a tough but ultimately one-sided affair with the PGs leading at every change.

Coach JK says his side had already switched their focus to preparing for the prelim final.

PG Out

Done and DONE!

That's the last assignment for the semester, the year and my degree all finished. How very PG that the last assignment would be a first year assignment! Go figure! Packing my bags baby I'm off to revision town. Go Septimus, Go Zipping! Go to bed PG!

PG Out

Suck it Danny Boy!

That shite of a housemate Dan has taken to having showers at wildly inappropriate times. Last week I was woken up at 1am by someone having a shower and Dan's the only retard to take one that late on any given night, especially a weeknight. This is after being told a couple of weeks ago to stay away from the bathroom, which borders my bedroom, after a reasonable time on a weeknight ie 2230. The boy needs a good bloody slapping. Anyway since the current archaic laws of the land prohibit such thing I've had to revert to more primitive methods. Like removing the shower head before retiring, when everyone else but the Dubibian Dickhead is nestled snug in their beds.

Sure enough not twenty minutes after lights out I heard the squeak of deushbag's door opening (really got to chat to all the housemates about oiling their hinges....you know cooking oil works just as well for this job as any oil) as he made his way into the bathroom even though he should not be there in the firstplace. I however was too busy grinning as I drifted off to sleep to the sound of the telltale squeak of the shower arm being moved into place (man everything squeaks round here. Except the rodents cause I killed em all) and then the sudden silence as dumbkof realised there was no head on that arm he was adjusting. And yes he is such a fool that he'd only notice this AFTER adjusting the arm and not before.

Off slunk scumbag back to his shitty, stinky little room, ne'er to be heard of for the rest of the night. You'd think he'd clean his room instead of having innumerable showers a day. Then he'd only need one instead of pathologically crawling into the bathroom and having one every three hours. Anywho checkmate, Dan, checkmate. Hah.

Hey supercook free now, want me to ring? Thought not. HAR!

PG Out.