Let's play jeopardy. Here's the Answer: Ferredo. Motlop. Ronin. Petri. And Friends.
The question: Who are: people not selected for All-Australian 2008?
SO WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE B-GRADERS DOING REPRESENTING THEIR COUNTRY IN THE INTERNATIONAL RULES?
Now I understand that just about every Cats player selected for All-Australian has some sort of lifetime ban from International Rules. But those teams bloody well won. Hopefully this mob of misfits can turn it round in the second half but at current it looks like the IR trophy is set to go the way of the Border-Gavaskar and disappear. But in the latter case at least I understand that a large number of greats have retired and it will take a while to rebuild. The selection committee for the IR trophy have no such excuse. I notice a lot of dockers and and NM players are selected perhaps all the other teams are on end-of-season trips whereas the NM club hasn't the cash and the Dockers intended on going somewhere nice but just couldn't commit. Hah.
Anyway at least I saw that new Hilux ad. Hilarious.
PG Out
Friday, October 31, 2008
Shut the f**K up Rosie!
GOD I Hhhhhate Rosie Beaton. I mean firstly who the hell works on a request show for millenia? You START at super requests then you mooooove on. Instead of squatting there like some immooovable heffa talking shit 5 nights a week. Actually she probably just constantly talks shit 24/7, probably talks in her sleep. We only have the misfortune to hear it 5 nights a week.
And its always the same. Someone requests a song, she plays it then talks about how she watched the band play live, what she was wearing what she got up to blah blah fucking blah. No-one fucking cares. FUCK OFF!
After these exams I'm just gonna have to kill her. I think I'll do it in some poetic fashion such that her own incessant talking causes her death. Then her own failings will be responsible for demise just as it was in.....wait for it....."In the Name of the Rose". HAH HAH HAH HAH!
Time for my own beeza night. To San Remo and Cellarbrations!
Happy Halloween.
PG Out.
And its always the same. Someone requests a song, she plays it then talks about how she watched the band play live, what she was wearing what she got up to blah blah fucking blah. No-one fucking cares. FUCK OFF!
After these exams I'm just gonna have to kill her. I think I'll do it in some poetic fashion such that her own incessant talking causes her death. Then her own failings will be responsible for demise just as it was in.....wait for it....."In the Name of the Rose". HAH HAH HAH HAH!
Time for my own beeza night. To San Remo and Cellarbrations!
Happy Halloween.
PG Out.
Thursday, October 30, 2008
DONE! Pt II
All assessments bar the exam done for PMTH213. Fuck that last assignment was a long one. All assignments have to be in .pdf format which for me means I scan as jpeg, paste all these jpegs into a word doc then print to a driver which converts into a pdf. You can see the pdfs getting bigger as the semester gets longer, from 700KB for Assignment 1 to 2.54 MB for Assignment 6!
Now one online test one assignment for Stat and then its a return ticket to revision town! Population: Shitloads at this time of year. (Revision Town is a holiday town with peak seasons in May-June, October-Nov)
PG Out.
Now one online test one assignment for Stat and then its a return ticket to revision town! Population: Shitloads at this time of year. (Revision Town is a holiday town with peak seasons in May-June, October-Nov)
PG Out.
Melbourne Mile
Anyone want to wager with/sponsor me for the melbourne mile run? It goes up St Kilda rd! I can't say what length my current jogging circuit is as it includes the 3 tiers of the Monash Uni Science Carpark, twice, but when I ran my old 3.5km circuit the other day that was about 15min into a net headwind.
So thats appx a 7.5 minute mile into a partial headwind. But when you jog 3.5km you jog to keep reserves in the tank. Also when I jog I don't go anywhere near my sprint since that's hard on the knees and requires a 2 day recovery where I only have a one-day recovery.
So if I just lit it up, well I'm confident of at least breaking the four-minute barrier. Maybe even three. Ah fuck it I'd have to buy new shoes for that kind of pace. Maybe even shorts. Not worth it. I don't even have cancer. I'm going to bed.
PG Out.
So thats appx a 7.5 minute mile into a partial headwind. But when you jog 3.5km you jog to keep reserves in the tank. Also when I jog I don't go anywhere near my sprint since that's hard on the knees and requires a 2 day recovery where I only have a one-day recovery.
So if I just lit it up, well I'm confident of at least breaking the four-minute barrier. Maybe even three. Ah fuck it I'd have to buy new shoes for that kind of pace. Maybe even shorts. Not worth it. I don't even have cancer. I'm going to bed.
PG Out.
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
What an Ass!
It's funny how long one can sometimes labour under a false assumption in spite of the evidence clearly to the contrary. Just look at religious people! Hah! Barrel of laughs.
*warning mathematic content*
So having deduced that eigenvectors of a symmetric matrix are orthogonal, I assumed that a matrix comprised of said eigenvectors was naturally orthogonal. Which is why I got rather confused when my matrix of eigenvectors, B, was not B-having like a orthogonal matrix. Indeed it was violating all properties of being orthogonal, its determinant was not +/-1 its transpose was certainly not its inverse indeed it was being a right c***t.
Backwards and forwards I went checking my eigenvectors and eigenvalues, my arithmetic, over n over, coming up with the same results. Until I read up some more on orthogonal matrices on wikipedia and hit upon the phrase, it may be tempting to assume that a matrix whose columns are orthogonal is a orthogonal matrix. But it isn't. You tool. In fact a matrix comprised of orthogonal columns is completely not special at all and certainly not worth the several hours you spent f*king round with it. Its late. Go to bed.
Okay so maybe I paraphrased a little but you get the picture. Well maybe Anonymous does, probably everyone else is just staring blankly.
However the moral of this story is that just because you think its a duck, if it happens to be mooing, doesn't have feathers and ruminates, well then, even though its in a duck pond, chances are it sure as hell ain't a duck. So get a bigger rifle if you want to make it dinner.
The shorter moral is STOP ASSUMING SHIT. Dad and Mum could especially take that lesson to heart methinks......
PG Out
*warning mathematic content*
So having deduced that eigenvectors of a symmetric matrix are orthogonal, I assumed that a matrix comprised of said eigenvectors was naturally orthogonal. Which is why I got rather confused when my matrix of eigenvectors, B, was not B-having like a orthogonal matrix. Indeed it was violating all properties of being orthogonal, its determinant was not +/-1 its transpose was certainly not its inverse indeed it was being a right c***t.
Backwards and forwards I went checking my eigenvectors and eigenvalues, my arithmetic, over n over, coming up with the same results. Until I read up some more on orthogonal matrices on wikipedia and hit upon the phrase, it may be tempting to assume that a matrix whose columns are orthogonal is a orthogonal matrix. But it isn't. You tool. In fact a matrix comprised of orthogonal columns is completely not special at all and certainly not worth the several hours you spent f*king round with it. Its late. Go to bed.
Okay so maybe I paraphrased a little but you get the picture. Well maybe Anonymous does, probably everyone else is just staring blankly.
However the moral of this story is that just because you think its a duck, if it happens to be mooing, doesn't have feathers and ruminates, well then, even though its in a duck pond, chances are it sure as hell ain't a duck. So get a bigger rifle if you want to make it dinner.
The shorter moral is STOP ASSUMING SHIT. Dad and Mum could especially take that lesson to heart methinks......
PG Out
Monday, October 27, 2008
Dammit
Missed Oktoberfest. This is largely because it starts med September. WTF? Very un-German. or un-Bavarian. Since the arseholes don't seem to care too much about historical accuracy I'm going to celebrate Oktoberfest from around noon Nov 20! Rock on!
PG Out.
PG Out.
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Off the Radar
Its less than a month till exams so PG is officially putting on the camos, painting the face all a black and maintaining radio silence. It's Operation Study so don't expect to see the PG for the next month. Of course just because you can't see me doesn't mean I'm not there.....watching.....waiting......BOOO! Maw ha ah hah!
PG Out.
PG Out.
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Happy Birthday?
Bloody spent my birthday working like a dog thanks to a series of unfortunate events, and then submitting a damn linear algebra assignment. Gonna rock it out Saturday night though that's for shizzle! Thanks to everyone who sent texts, I see y'all learning last year I arrived back from work at MGT (why couldn't I have worked at MG vroom!.... or for MGMT? Hmmm? Blah!) to find a host of missed calls. You know I reckons I had an assignment due on THAT day as well. What the hell?! Oh well let's hope history repeats and I back the Cup winner in again. Unfortunately Cats did not repeat with a premiership so probably won't get the horsie either. Well toodles!
PG Out.
PG Out.
Thursday, October 09, 2008
Done!
All the assessment tasks for physiology, save the exam, are complete! No more UNE physiology assignments for the semester, year and rest of my life! Hah! I think I'll celebrate by driving 400 kms for a piss up! But for now, TEQUILA!
PG Out.
PG Out.
Tuesday, October 07, 2008
The Perfect Crime
So the NCIS ad has 'This killer isn't going to stop at 1' And I was thinking "Well of course he's not going to stop at ONE. They'd NEVER catch him/her if they just stopped at ONE. Who the hell are they Goran from Criminal Intent? Columbo? Noooooo the killer has to at least kill two, preferably the main suspect to avoid the investigators going down the wrong path, or main witness that we never suspected was the REAL killer. Erm. Don't ask how that works.
ANYWAY so I was musing, if the killer stopped at one they'd almost certainly get away. AND if they never killed at all they'd be CERTAIN of not going to be caught. Ah-ha! So I'm going down in history as the world's LEAST prolific serial killer, with a grand total of zero victims. Maw ha ha ha! The perfect crime!
And Homer's got a point. No man should outlive his fictional wizard. I mean Gandalf survived dammit! Poor Dumbledoor. Er Greystash.
*******COHESION ERROR*******
This post contains thought trains logical to the thinker but inconsistent with an outside observer's following. Please adjust
What the hell is Denoso doing on an aircraft carrier?
*********OUT OF CHEESE ERROR********
PG Out. (Of cheese).
ANYWAY so I was musing, if the killer stopped at one they'd almost certainly get away. AND if they never killed at all they'd be CERTAIN of not going to be caught. Ah-ha! So I'm going down in history as the world's LEAST prolific serial killer, with a grand total of zero victims. Maw ha ha ha! The perfect crime!
And Homer's got a point. No man should outlive his fictional wizard. I mean Gandalf survived dammit! Poor Dumbledoor. Er Greystash.
*******COHESION ERROR*******
This post contains thought trains logical to the thinker but inconsistent with an outside observer's following. Please adjust
What the hell is Denoso doing on an aircraft carrier?
*********OUT OF CHEESE ERROR********
PG Out. (Of cheese).
Sunday, October 05, 2008
Saturday Night in St. Kilda
Was fucking awesome. Finally found where all the lookers in Melbourne are at. And we only sampled all the bars down Fitzroy St. Next weekend however its sampling the darts cabaret. Looks like I'll be trading Fitzroy St. kisses for Banjo's licks. Hmmmm.
PG Out.
PG Out.
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