Suck it Danny Boy!

That shite of a housemate Dan has taken to having showers at wildly inappropriate times. Last week I was woken up at 1am by someone having a shower and Dan's the only retard to take one that late on any given night, especially a weeknight. This is after being told a couple of weeks ago to stay away from the bathroom, which borders my bedroom, after a reasonable time on a weeknight ie 2230. The boy needs a good bloody slapping. Anyway since the current archaic laws of the land prohibit such thing I've had to revert to more primitive methods. Like removing the shower head before retiring, when everyone else but the Dubibian Dickhead is nestled snug in their beds.

Sure enough not twenty minutes after lights out I heard the squeak of deushbag's door opening (really got to chat to all the housemates about oiling their hinges....you know cooking oil works just as well for this job as any oil) as he made his way into the bathroom even though he should not be there in the firstplace. I however was too busy grinning as I drifted off to sleep to the sound of the telltale squeak of the shower arm being moved into place (man everything squeaks round here. Except the rodents cause I killed em all) and then the sudden silence as dumbkof realised there was no head on that arm he was adjusting. And yes he is such a fool that he'd only notice this AFTER adjusting the arm and not before.

Off slunk scumbag back to his shitty, stinky little room, ne'er to be heard of for the rest of the night. You'd think he'd clean his room instead of having innumerable showers a day. Then he'd only need one instead of pathologically crawling into the bathroom and having one every three hours. Anywho checkmate, Dan, checkmate. Hah.

Hey supercook free now, want me to ring? Thought not. HAR!

PG Out.