So the NCIS ad has 'This killer isn't going to stop at 1' And I was thinking "Well of course he's not going to stop at ONE. They'd NEVER catch him/her if they just stopped at ONE. Who the hell are they Goran from Criminal Intent? Columbo? Noooooo the killer has to at least kill two, preferably the main suspect to avoid the investigators going down the wrong path, or main witness that we never suspected was the REAL killer. Erm. Don't ask how that works.
ANYWAY so I was musing, if the killer stopped at one they'd almost certainly get away. AND if they never killed at all they'd be CERTAIN of not going to be caught. Ah-ha! So I'm going down in history as the world's LEAST prolific serial killer, with a grand total of zero victims. Maw ha ha ha! The perfect crime!
And Homer's got a point. No man should outlive his fictional wizard. I mean Gandalf survived dammit! Poor Dumbledoor. Er Greystash.
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This post contains thought trains logical to the thinker but inconsistent with an outside observer's following. Please adjust
What the hell is Denoso doing on an aircraft carrier?
*********OUT OF CHEESE ERROR********
PG Out. (Of cheese).
Tuesday, October 07, 2008
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I am the serial kiler from hell. I only kill family pets, innocent cats,and magpies but mainly when they sit and shit on my antennae and I often have thoughts about killing people that annoy me, especially people that finish my last bit af tasty cheese.However even though in the catholic world I am guilty of the category of impure thoughts words or deeds, which at the very least meant three hail marys and a question from the priest about whether the impure thoughts involved any one else or just myself, in retropsect he may have been sussing out a future convert for an altar boy,when cats magpies and cheese thieves were mentioned the punishment was inevitably reduced.
I have actually got away with the perfect crime. using ohns cheese logic that is.
i thought I would kill the bastard, I had the means to kill the bastard but I also had the most perfect means of non detection... i never did it!
Foxed you and all the dna teams! Aha.
I must go to the fridge and get some cheese. What! none left.
Who eat it all. me! Where that book on euthanisia? I'll make sure there is cheese left next time.!
Now THAT's a Cohesion error! And it seems, an out of cheese error. Literally.
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